Dear Loyal Readers,

I do apologize for my recent respite. I know your heart has been aching for some quality blog posts, but I have been vacationing on a triple decker yacht off the coast of Cyprus for the past several weeks. There was no internet service aboard said yacht, only frozen strawberry margaritas, Nacho Cheese Doritos, and Season 1 and Season 2 of Entourage. I promise to provide you with plenty more of the wit and wisdom that you've grown to know and love, so sit back and relax and I'll start hammering the keyboard once again.

Coming soon...

"My Day in the WSOP (Or, How I Learned to Stop Sulking and Love My 500th and Something Place Finish)"

"Whether It's Walking the Line or Snorting the Line, Joaquin Phoenix Did a Dead-On Johnny Cash" (Yeah I'm just now getting around to seeing last year's Oscar nominees)

and

"Little Miss Sunshine... You'll Laugh 'Til You Snot On Yourself!"

Sincerely,

Me